booster gold vol. 2 #23
Truly words to live by.
Use every 4th gif. NO CHEATING.
This is you as a spy:
This isn’t what I wanted to do with my life……
This is your ally:
Your special abilities: (2 gifs)
Truly, I have amazing talents.
This is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
What you wear on missions:
….. I don’t like that I dress as Nightwing when Batman is my boyfriend. I don’t like that at all……
Your catchphrase/signature fight move:
Here is you tailing a New York Mafia boss:
That could maybe work?
You when he realizes you’re tailing him:
YOU SEE NOTHING
Your reaction to his giant machine gun:
How you defeat him:
OH DEAR GOD.
Your arch enemy:
But I like Thor. ;n;
Breaking into his/her lair:
…….. Was my break-in THAT spectacular?
Your ally’s face when you both are captured:
I’m so sorry, Nathan. You deserve a better ally than me.
The kindly henchperson who helps you escape:
But…. But Batman! What about US?!
The spymaster’s reaction when you get back to base:
First I get dumped by Batman now I’m getting bitch-slapped by Darkseid?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?
Your next mission:
……… The universe just hates me, doesn’t it?
Meeting James Bond for the first time:
WHY ARE WE STRIPPING???
Your reaction to saving the world with James Bond:
Huh. I didn’t think we would get along so well.
How you dance when Skyfall starts playing really loud in the background:
……. I think I forgot how to dance………
You chilling back at HQ:
Tee hee hee……
(it’s after 2 AM but I didn’t feel like going to bed yet…….)
stolen from inspired by insuffera6le6itch’s posts)
Tomorrow is my 21st birthday, and I somehow ended up having a Blue Beetle themed party (because I ARE AN ADULT), so I felt like taking a dumb picture of my BB figure with cake. :P
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE
Worked everytime :)
i’m so sick of well-spoken proper aliens who don’t use contractions and speak in careful measures and are infinitely polite and know the answers to everything, come on y’all where are the foul-mouthed aliens that use hella slang and wear the equivalent of backwards baseball caps and don’t know shit about their own planet let alone earth
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.